- Bristolmetrics - "Fire extinguisher" is mentioned more times than "Kobe Bryant."
- North Carolina, being the shitty state that it is, passed a law that "not only outlaws same-sex marriage — already illegal in the state — but bans civil unions and domestic partnerships for gay or straight couples."
- Nicole and I are famous!
- So, we've already got a big "fuck you" to North Carolina. Now we can add New York to that list, where it is apparently "OK" to view child pornography online.
UPDATE: It looks like New York lawmakers are going to try to change that.
but how many times is fire bryant or kobe extinguisher mentioned
ReplyDeletei like how paul is the live-in boyfriend like nicole was there and then paul moved in
ReplyDeletenorth carolina used to be my favorite state because we have the same initials
ReplyDeleteas if the garbage and rats everywhere in new york wasn't enough
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