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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

01/08/2013

- Firefox users, version 18 is available now!

- A woman shat on the kitchen floor when she found her husband in bed with another woman. When asked why, she responded, "I found him in bed with a naked chick. What was I supposed to do?"

- Tired of your iPhone? Well... Apple is reportedly making a new, cheaper one. But it will probably be very similar to the current iPhone 5. So too bad.

- 2012 was the hottest year ever!

QotD: "We always try to capture interesting storylines and the relationship between an Auburn grad who is Miss Alabama and the current Alabama quarterback certainly met that test. However, we apologize that the commentary in this instance went too far and Brent understands that." - ESPN's response to Brent Musburger's boner.

9 comments:

  1. booo i like updating before you report it why didn't firefox notify me

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    1. I like replying to your comments before you finish commenting on everything.

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    2. YOU CAN'T REPLY TO COMMENTS I HAVEN'T WRITTEN YET

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  2. before i read that my question is did she poop on accident or on purpose because that completely changes what she is or isn't supposed to do

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    1. I suppose I didn't make that clear, but it was on purpose.

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    2. ok so the blurb makes it seem like she's the wronged party but she's actually crazy and if she's prone to those sorts of things no wonder he's getting a divorce

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  3. why didn't anybody deadspin or musburger say anything about how the mom's last name is bonner c'mon amateurs

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