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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

09/26/2012

- A day in the life of Aaron Ramsey is a boring day.

- Enjoy Jimmy Fallon's history of TV theme songs.

- Is your profession one of the 10 listed that needs coffee most?

- Bristolmetrics.

- This post on the shitty NFL is good for a few quotes: "The three-plus hours that a standard game lasts is 50 percent advertising, 25 percent weirdly protracted replay reviews, 20 percent Phil Simms ritually murdering the idea of communication, and 5 percent football."

"I settle for the NFL’s bullshit because they get me high enough not to mind. But during the ample non-football interludes caused by players getting carted off the field, TV timeouts, Chris Berman, replay delays, and other incessant reminders of shittiness, I think more and more about how I spend one of the two days I get off work every week, for a third of the calendar, watching something shitty, just because it reminds me of football."

4 comments:

  1. Just a towel – we have shower gel and shampoo provided.

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  2. but why didn't fallon do the history of tv theme songs as neil young

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  3. does library assistant fall under public relations professional

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  4. we need more ritually murdering the idea of communication

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