03/14/2012

Happy Pi Day, fools who consider Pi to be something worth celebrating!

- Let's dive deeper (pun?) into this whole Marlins fish tank story. Is it cruel to the fish? Are fish too stupid for us to care about? Did you also find it amusing that they stress tested the glass by having a first-baseman throw balls at it?

- Goodbye AIM? Ruh roh....
UPDATE - Not so fast.

- Here's your yearly guide on how to watch the NCAA Tournament while at work.

- HBO killed Luck just like it killed horses! I'm kidding, I don't care about the dead horses.

- Here's your ASCII art fifth thing. Yummmmmmm.

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